Donut Pub

Salient features of the Donuts El Charro donut pub, scheduled for a March 2007 opening in Cincinnati's lovely Over the Rhine neighborhood:

1. Burger, Christian Moerlein, Little Kings, and Hudepohl (we call it "Hudy"), your choice of draft of bottled. Drafts $2 per, bottles for $3, with complimentary "Diver Down" donut included ("Ring Toss" style).

2. A comprehensive lexicon of donutry: Plain Glazed, Iced Glazed (Chocolate, Vanilla, Cherry, Maple, Vanilla Stripe, Black and White), Butter Nut, Coconut, Choco-nut, Chocolate-Filled, Vanilla-Filled, Powdered, Choco-Dipp, Chocolate Cake, Raspberry Cake, and the famous "Diver Down".

Always crullers, never sticks: Glazed, Chocolate Cake, Marble Glazed, Silver Streak...and, by popular demand, Red Jelly.

NOTE: all Iced Glazed donuts available with "jimmies"...you just need to know where to look!

3. For weight watchers, the Sconut (patent pending): baked not fried! Pear Spice, Cardamom, Almond, Oatmeal Cranberry available.

4. Shirts available: "There's No Time For 'Ugh' In Donuts!" (S, M, L, XL; red on yellow, yellow on green); "Always Crullers, Never Sticks" (S, M, L, XL; white on black, blue on white); "Diver Down" (M only; green on blue, blue on white); "Donuts El Charro (Charo image)" (S, M, L, XL, baby tee; white on black, red on yellow, blue on white); "Donuts El Charro (Zaha Hadid image)" (S, M, L, XL; brown on white, purple on white).

5. Pedal flushing available on all urinals.