52 Girls

1. Sirathe D’Alencon: first cultivar of the domestic pear.
2. Lara Corbits: in a billowy dress with green flowers.
3. Rubi Mardner: one-time Kossovar—rubicund, altogether.
4. Diane-Teals Manassa: “cool as a cucumber”.
5. Judyth Paynter: youngest housewife on record.
6. Gaby Barton Croft: initiated many into the Nitrous Mysteries of Ho-Ho-Kus.
7. Poll Clyde-Davie: little-regarded muleteer.
8. Derwin Turnipseed: my first, my last, my Alpha and Omega.
9. Helga Blum: will be a comfort in his wretched old age.
10. Becka Sandlewood: never more than three meters in stocking feet.
11. Larissa P. Damon: has inherited a home-inspection business.
12. Glebe Marks: self-styled “Afro Queen”.
13. Mandy Drollkin: doats on her two daughters.
14. Jennifer Chun: esteemed as “fearless” among her friends for...what?
15. “Blaise Starrkers”: known in some circles, not in others.
16. Apple-Drella Boteach: a common HUSSY, i.e., a VIXEN.
17. Bao Ho: sister of Minh Ho of Bucks County, PA.
18. Danielle Chambers: sole resident of a rambling Colonial.
19. Lilian Grolle: conossieur of pulled pork, in all its manifestations.
20. Tandy Cendrars: many uncomfortable silences.
21. Liv Conkling: smacks her lips at something sufficiently sweet.
22. Toi Crowninsheld: doctors the iced tea of her aunts.
23. Tif Hansen-Johansson: at pains to distinguish herself from her peers.
24. Deborah Coors: the glass is always half-full.
25. “Brandy” Alexander: raised (sad to say) among the Tamil Tigers.
26. Hendries O’Toole: adopted the cummerbund for everyday use.
27. “Mixtec” Gale Clough: easily distinguishes right from wrong.
28. Kendy Ste-Marie: glossy skin, and matte nails.
29. Cherrie Barten: mocks the youths who gather near her subway stop to perform skateboard tricks.
30. Rahula Connell: researches her genealogy (to no great end).
31. Mika Fleischmann: on an epic quest, spanning three continents and thirty nations.
32. Chondra Fanning: “a woman of distinction”, if Thackeray is to be believed.
33. Elisabeth Jumblies: often described as a “roisterer”.
34. “Budnitz”: at parties, surreptitiously turns out the lights and tumbles among the dismayed guests.
35. Maribeth Quan: studies to be admitted to the bar.
36. Sue F. Corbineau: cordially greeted by fellow patients—“Hi Sue! Hi Sue!”
37. Louisa Semple Docharty: a crackerjack shot, a wolfish whistle, a wonder at whist.
38. Lorette Daws: the angel of the Local 118—but a devil at 41 Mt. Hope St., J.P., MA.
39. Daphne Pimm: regal bearing a stratagem that succeeds in attracting others.
40. Daffney Georges: envies that Daphne Pimm...
41. Carolyn Preiss: age does her proboscis no favors.
42. Haven Bartos: over-applies Liquid Smoke when cooking (no great fault).
43. Delilah Saberhagen: looks askance at most accepted forms of charity.
44. Liesl Soapenhau: a double-double OK?
45. Lady Juana Marks: a muse to the masses!
46. Margot Van Der Waal: hidden as we speak below that bean-bag chair.
47. Cyd Corcoran, MD: scorns the sort of honor that goes untempered with mercy.
48. “Sweet” Dilsey Brown: doyenne of the “Big Boxes” along Route 77 in Camden.
49. Sheila Avakian: ice hockey or field hockey?
50. Flor Hockfeldt: “exceedingly sapient”, says one likely professor.
51. Aglaia Foss: safe to say that she’s keeping her cards close.
52. Leora Galt: very like a strawberry.