Appendices On The Colon Of The Work

1. RESOLVED; THAT sewing together a collection of momentary enthusiasms and intuitive forays works as a means toward efficacious structures; that further activity at a certain remove joins such elaborated structures together at their points of concord; that the resulting superstructures function mainly by means of solid concatenation--that is, a baroque and wayward lump-nesting of woven enthusiasms and forays.

To misapply this sentiment, please see the models of Daina Taimina.

2. RESOLVED; THAT a name is best treated as an implement, since any observer will treat the assigned name as such (being an asset, a liability, apt, inapt, and so on); further, that adoption of a scrupulously fitted appellation is the best and shortest way to a more whole self (inner and outer). Mulled mauls of the present author's given name: ethnifications, plays on pre-existing lexical content, wholesale abandonment.

3. RESOLVED; THAT if one intends to treat of the relation between architecture and landscape architecture, one would do well to keep the "military crest" well in mind; and to keep at hand armies to move between "CAMPAIGN" and "QUARTERS". Remember, as the year stiffens and slackens, as they take to battle and flee to shelter: "CAMPAIGN" and "QUARTERS".

4. RESOLVED; THAT "the stoat may savage the shoat; but the serval shall avenge them both".

5. RESOLVED; THAT jackets should be fitted with single thin straps, with which they may be slung neatly over the arm (if the weather should take a favorable turn). Interested patent-seekers may contact me at this address.

6. RESOLVED; THAT the inherited lexical misdirection in regard to a royal's bodily person rankles; though it must be admitted that assigning all ownings to a separated and half-approachable majesty is a fine way to dignify said ownings (precisely through disassociation with the particular person and coupling with the held title).

7. RESOLVED; THAT dance is the proper medium for imparting majesty as immanent in the body; or then again for destroying such sentiments utterly.

8. RESOLVED; THAT the very worst thing, after so long of mulling what it is that you deserve, may be the thought that there is nothing particular that you deserve at all, one way or another.