Kindergarten Questions

1. WHAT DO DOLDRUMS LOOK LIKE?

Lumps of congealed water, bobbing slowly on quick sea.

2. WHY ARE LEOPARDS SEXY?

Each of their spots is a semi-enclosed pleasure cell, opaque walls containing pocket-universes of erotic possibility. Imagine the cave where Dido and Aeneas weathered the storm, multiplied indefinitely across an arid plain.

3. WHO TEACHES IN THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS?

Precisely those persons and things that do not intend to teach.