1.10.2008

Enlarge

Many persons with their faces along the edge of the frame. By "frame", I mean window.

Why then can they not sleep?

They can't sleep because they are looking out from the window.

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"I ask you to enlarge the potentate to threaten me boldly." I wrote that down, and asked in the morning what it meant. Well. A bald statement about the prostate?

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Two ways to enlarge:

-to take an envelope, cut it in pieces, and pry apart the glued edges

-to find a slider that is labeled "enlarge".

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A disagreement when we had to paint the house. We could either paint it white, and hope for the best; or use off-white and have done with it.

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Vote on a topic. Your choices are: "The Significance of an Upside-Down Cross", "Utility Knife", "Characteristic Indianapolis", "Rigorous Matter of Part-Wholes", and "A Doge for Two Deacons".

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Q: Steps it's too late to walk up?
A: An Olympic podium

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YBDF staffer Joanie opts for "Charateristic Indianapolis"; she doesn't have a single picture to think with in this case. P.J.'s taste runs to "Utility Knife". Rick?...OK, another vote for "Utility Knife". Judith played in a band in her teens and would like to hear more about "The Significance of an Upside-Down Cross". What's a deacon? I'd like "A Doge for Two Deacons".

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11 things in a row: a house, flowers, a lawn, septic tank, a lawn, rail fence, a lawn, pear tree, a lawn, patio, a house.

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Q: How do you sleep on top of a pear tree?
A: I'm a bird

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